ass haze

a particulary nasty fart

Dude, whats up with the ass haze in here? I cant breath!

by biffula September 1, 2006

ASSING AROUND

A person who is goofing off wasting time in a very relaxed haphazard way.

"Mario if off assing around" or "Gilbert is at the mall assing around"

by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007

School ass

The medical condition caused by sitting for extended periods of time on the hard plastic chairs in school.

The school ass was killing me. I had to get excused from chemistry just to itch it.

by SchoolAssWilliam February 23, 2009

ass horsery

Referring to an instance of pure, undeniable stupidity.

"Did you happen to catch the OU vs. Alabama game last week?"

"No, but I'm guessing OU won via ass horsery..."

by Antonio Sylvia January 7, 2014

dogfood ass

When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.

My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017

duffle ass

A white girl with An ass so wide and out of shape that is resembles a duffle bag full of dirty laundry

Shirley over at Applebee’s is such a bitch yo!!
I wanna break my foot off in her duffle ass!!

by Hasbeenoncewas May 29, 2018

Ass Void

location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.

John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man

by Genitalien August 1, 2020