Ahrashing

When one lies about petty things

Ahrash: I just made it on the football team.

I can bench 400 lbs. My body count is 20

Jack: there he goes ahrashing again

by Honestpat February 16, 2024

asasd

When you try to write "asdasd", but your fingers are too tired, and forget one d, most commonly used by lazy people

asasd can not be used in a sentence

by eXclipsea March 20, 2024

Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.

Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Assassination

Oh shit, wow! Holy shit did someone just try to kill Trump!?

Hym "Shit! First a kidnapping and then an assassination attempt!? God damn! I can't fuckin believe they actually tried it! That is wild. Trump shot. A bystander dead. The assassin is ALSO dead."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.

I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.

by Dingelberry July 16, 2024

Ahtasam

A guy who just loves cars. He is a very caring type of guy. A living green forest example. Ahtasam is a type of guy who'll ask for forgiveness even if it is not his fault. He'll treat you a like a queen.

Omg see, that guy helping a little girl, he surely would be a Ahtasam

by Vanebelle April 23, 2024

Ahtasam

A guy who just loves cars. He is a very caring type of guy. A living green forest example. Ahtasam is a type of guy who'll ask for forgiveness even if it is not his fault. He'll treat you a like a queen.

Omg see, that guy helping a little girl, he surely would be a Ahtasam

by Vanebelle April 23, 2024