Shifty Pete

To sneak off to a quiet place by ones self for a quick jerk of the gherkin.

1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.

by SmakDaddy October 18, 2007

Sneaky Pete

When somebody passes out and a person or persons take a crap and put it in the passed out persons underwear. Passed out person awakes and thinks they shit their own pants

Timmy passed out so all five of us gave him a Sneaky Pete. He thinks he was so wasted he pooped himself.

by PooPooNYourPantalones October 16, 2008

pete doherty

Purveyor of bland, same-old same-old indie crap that isn't particularly memorable, but it's OK! He's more famous for being a drugged-up wannabe burglar.

Can anyone actually hum a single Libertines tune?

by OD Smith March 23, 2005

Sneaky Pete

To plow a girl so hard, she has total loss of all basic motor skills.

Yo, I heard that doop Damon gave her the ol' sneaky pete last night.

by Dean Bloomquist January 26, 2009

stinky pete

When you want to screw over some bitch, and you leave a little brown turd in a saucepan on her stove and set it to simmer.

That bitch fucked my best friend, so I left her a stinky pete.

by Sheattle Shitter July 20, 2007

Pete Doherty

Sex, drugs, without Rock n' Roll.

Thinks that just by acting trashy, doing heroin and painting with his own blood like some retarded Emo kid (forgetting to write decent music in the process), people will respect him as an artist...
While in fact that just makes him a pathetic attention-seeking mama's boy.

Pete Doherty: Look, I cut my wrist and nearly Od'd on heroin, I'm such a bad-ass.

Producer: Yeah, you were also supposed to work on your new album...

by Sullivan1990 August 13, 2009

pete wentz

The bassist for the band Fall Out Boy. He's a vampire/werewolf mix. Sort of good looking...Not that talented, but okay. Just good for staring at and having sexual fantasies. Other band members are Patrick Stump (leprechaun), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk).

Patrick: Peter Pan...like omg you are too hawt 4 werds.
Pete Wentz: I know dude, so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: I'm glad the world doesn't know how gay (but hot) we are.
Pete: I know.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.

by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008