dirty Derek

very gay sex with a close family member while singing bible verses to each other.

hey bro I just gave dad a dirty Derek!

by mark dodds February 15, 2023

Derek

Enemies Are Missing?? - a poem written by goofball567 as a tribute for derek’s forgiveness: _derek is love, derek is life. i will stop at nothing to make derek my wife. my life means nothing, i will be in tears; if derek will not come back, if derek is not here. the seasons will pass by, the snow and the rain; its time well wasted until derek’s with me again. derek was my love, and everything was well; until nunu and willump struck, and our relationship: thrown to hell. derek i apologize, for telling you to press R; i recognize the struggle, and i understand that it is hard. its okay to not kill, its okay to not farm; i will accept your shortcomings, if it means to our relationship: no harm. because at the end of the day, it is you whom i’ll be kissing; and i will never again, ping “Enemies Are Missing ???”_

boy is derek so sexy and hot. i sure hope i dont mess up our relationship. IM SO SORRY DEREK

by derek’s admirer January 23, 2022

DEREK

He is the most dashing guy and likes when History teachers gets triggered and tylash

SPONSORED BY Ozair KhaliqThe Brown Bear, Bilal the bill ball , Derek ,Mr merek

by KRADON March 27, 2017

Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.

Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.

by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023

Derek

A sexy mofo with an amazing personality, a footlong, amazing hair, the best friend who is funny, smart, athletic, and black so hes dope af. If you see this tell him you love him cuz he doesnt really feel loved

Derek is the most amazing person I've ever met

by DaddyDee12 March 1, 2020

Derek

An absolute chad who is nice to everyone and a great friend. Nobody has a bad thing to say about him.

Oh my god I desperately want to date Derek, he’s such a great guy.

by Juice juice December 29, 2021

Derek

People named Derek are usually emotional.
Derek’s are weak emotionally.
If you beg them, or danger them, they will give you what you want.
They keep there promises no matter what.

Derek is my best friend and promised to not tell my secrets.
Derek gave me what I wanted.

by Interstpeople1 February 15, 2022