A guy with the biggest fettish for feet. A man who loves to appreciate the largest shlong with the tightest grip of his hand.
by Ckeph March 20, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. A great guy with a million friends. Loved by everyone. Never left out. by far the most popular kid in the school.
by oh snap1234 January 27, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. you’re an absolute idiot and you’re dyslexic but i love you anyways but i’ll put you down real quick if you try anything
brandon’s a bitch
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020
Get the brandonmug. A synonym of Dwarf Dolphin,
To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.
To be called a Brandon is to be EXTREMELY talented at the electric guitar. To also have an undeniable love for Iron Maiden and men.
by Dr blank January 2, 2012
Get the Brandonmug. A backstabbing cunt who will do/say anything to have sex with you. He will eventually emotionally destroy you and repeat this cycle with other women.
You keep leading me on, Brandon. But I know what you've been doing last night with that fat ass bitch.
by steelness July 7, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. A nasty, fat justin beiber who did your mom and didnt tell you when you where in the basement playing gamecube
by brontosaurusCWIKLO July 8, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. A morally bad person who considers cheating on his girl friend and flirting with other girls, just an overall douche bag who also steals.
by dontbeafucker August 4, 2011
Get the Brandonmug.