yardstick

a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore

holy shit, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the "meth mouth"

by poopbandit#2 April 26, 2007

yard

The courtyard at any historically black college

Yeah I'll catch you out on the yard

by Reginald Johnson September 16, 2003

mow the yard

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, but can be chest hair.

This weekend my girlfriend is going to mow the yard. Or, that dude mows the yard to show his six-pack.

by Otto Von Coop November 14, 2010

yard

n. baseball field

Barry just yanked another one out of the yard.

by fizzle March 24, 2004

Yardi

Carribean dialect, meaning trans: from similiar ones own yard,i.e. location, town, city or country. A yardi would be someone you know from your home town.

Annie Magnus is no yardi of mine. She was born off the Island.

by David Seaton October 19, 2004

Yardtard

(noun) Proper term for backyard wrestlers - or any other person who wrestles matches without proper training. Will often use jumping from high places and "hardcore" weapons to hide actual talent.

J. Ross: "Jeff, you're a drug-addicted yardtard, so we're terminating your WWE contract".

by The Business September 11, 2003

Yarden

Very similar to the concept of gardening, but for those with only a yard.

To improve the prettiness and aesthetic value of ones yard and create as close to a garden as possible rather than the bland concrete.

Lets have a bbq in the yarden.
Ive been busy planting flowers in my yarden.

by Indiglow July 29, 2012