Woke by numbers

A combination of 'woke' and 'painting by numbers'.
A personality or a cultural product that cautiously mimes textbook approaches to being 'woke' while in actuality conforming to a rigid ideological agenda based on restricting free thought and actual radical gestures, movements and solutions.
This can also apply to the curation of personalities and concepts that truly are progressive based solely on their utility towards creating the false appearance of a progressive values.

This exhibition seems very diverse but really it's just woke by numbers.

Woke by numbers by eruboner September 17, 2018

Woke- hole

The act of being very pretentious about how much you care about a social issue,when in fact you're talking out of your ass.

Listen to Mike pretend to know and care about that social issue. He doesn't have a clue, he's talking out if his ass like a true woke- hole.

Woke- hole by Ray Harrt September 30, 2020

Woke Privilege 

A state of amplified self righteousness, rooted in an unconscious desire to identify oneself with oppressed cultural groups, that facilitates snap public judgments of strangers based upon the superficial content of their everyday speech.

Eben had been tactless all his life, but his A grade in a women's studies course enabled the full realization of his woke privilege.

Woke Privilege by Flipflop Mojo February 26, 2021

Woke Pi

When a very small percentage of white privileged parents in some red states want public schools to fine or fire math and science teachers who preach that the number π is irrational; instead, they want them to teach that pi’s “true” value is three, citing 1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2 in the Bible as “proof” for their claim.

Under the banner of "parents' rights," a small aggressive group of alt-right Trumpublicans and “fine” patriots expect their oft-morally bankrupt senator to push for woke pi in all schools statewide.

Woke Pi by Fasters February 25, 2022

Woke Boy 

The Woke Boy down the street; When he’s just walking down the middle of the street at 3 am, glowing eyes, floating a foot off the ground

Woke Boy no! Not my soul! Not again!

Woke Boy by ArtemisLuck May 14, 2019

Woke Math 

When both educators and politicians request that mathematicians and math educators relook at the history of their subject and make necessary rewrites so that the study of math doesn’t appear racist or supremacist.

Alt-right Trumpublicans and “fine patriots” are hell-bent to attack anyone who is proposing or promoting any form of woke math or multicultural math in school, which would credit the contributions of non-whites in math and math education.

Woke Math by Fasters January 21, 2022

Woke Misogynist 

Men who spout feminist rhetoric not because they particularly care about women’s rights but because they can use it to manipulate and violate women.

Louis CK, just another "woke misogynist"

Woke Misogynist by Zeke from the Creek April 20, 2018