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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend into emerging cock markets.
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capitalism

Capitalism is a pedagogical inquiry into the question of whether it is ethical to act in one's interest...

Capitalism transcends the first ethical question by concluding that it is ethical to trade one's desires to self-interest with outside entities.

Capitalism draws its conclusions on the ethics of self-interest by assuming the desire to self-interest can be divided into discrete supply-demand ratios.

It is erroneously stated that communism ended the right of kings.
Capitalism--a supply/demand ratio that arose after the earth became too fallow to allow the serf-lord feudal system to continue--was the system that ended the divine right of kings.

This is because Adam Smith was a continental philosopher not an analytical philosopher.
by deepchurch April 25, 2022
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Capital

An exclamation used to express approval, satisfaction, or delight;

the "poggers" of back in t'day.
"Jerry, old sport, I just made 100 dollars from my investment in that new company Henry Ford Motors."

Jerry: "Capital!"
by MegaToad January 17, 2022
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Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.
Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
by Sexydimma November 26, 2022
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Problem solver. Available 24x7 to help. Someone who will help you achieve your dreams. Great with finances! Believes in the 3Fs of life - Fun, Family, Future.

The only company you want to be in.
“I am with Piramal Capital & Housing Finance Ltd.. I have never felt so valued in my life!”
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Problem solver. Available 24x7 to help. Someone who will help you achieve your dreams. Great with finances! Believes in the 3Fs of life - Fun, Family, Future.

The only company you want to be in.
I am with Piramal Capital & Housing Finance Ltd.. I have never felt so valued in my life!
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capitalism

the raccoon who put you on a plane and shipped you to an island in the middle of nowhere so you can do unpaid forced labor for him
tom nook is the sedition of capitalism. that’s it. that’s the entry
by i don’t know who i am either December 15, 2021
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