what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 02, 2023

see what man do you!

Its a Jamaican phrase for saying "see what happens next."

Any day you see me on road, an you try tell me day. See what man do you!

by jimmytam June 23, 2017

Reap What You Sow

The act of having impregnating a woman on a one night stand. And not showing up until the child's 18th birthday to say "Happy Birthday, you little bastard!"

Wow Kyle, took you long enough to Reap What You Sow

by ilovebewbies March 16, 2022

What have you

and/or anything else similar.

"for a binder try soup, gravy, cream, or what have you"

by Arminkshipper August 06, 2024

Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!

What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.

Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.

by QuacksO January 27, 2021

what else you got

Besides space what is there.

What else you got?

by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018