Weightonator

A scale but from a show called Phineas and Ferb

Hey do you have a weightonator?

by Alex onshore May 28, 2025

Weighcation

When you, are overly concerned about, over eating, while on a vacation, counting your calories, maintaing a dieters preference.

Doogie, will you get off your weighcation, and, just try to enjoy this trip with us?

by ATRABIONICA May 31, 2025

Weighcist

(adj./noun)

Someone who judges, insults, or discriminates against people based on their weight.

A joke word combining weight + racist/sexist, used to call out body-shaming in a funny way.

“Bruh, don’t be weighcist — let them order dessert if they want.”

“Saying she’s too skinny to play rugby is straight up weighcist.”

by Artificial_GlitchingGainFusion August 29, 2025

weighbill

A bu**s**t document dat supposedly states da tonnage of "heavy" cargo to be transported.

If you mail a package dat qualifies for "library rate", you may indeed get a drastically-reduced shipping-charge, but da postage is still determined by said parcel's poundage, so you will still need a weighbill.

by QuacksO October 29, 2025

twin weights

A word commonly used to describe the two sacks on either side of a man's joy stick.

Oh god his twin weights were hairy. Yuck!

by Holy Schmidt August 17, 2007

light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 9, 2008

Grib Weights

young, large and perky female breasts

Sally's looking might fine today....she has an excellent set of grib weights.

by aabke August 11, 2009