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Fair Weather Player

A man (or person) that isn't a player all the time but when conditions are right, he'll go for it.
"Hey bro, Laura was all 'I'm so horny' and I was like 'a'ight'. As a Fair Weather Player I sensed an opportunity and I succeeded."

- Tommy
by Kipple October 4, 2009
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Weatherhog

A Person who is capable of hogging weather to a location.
I'll Weatherhog some good weather in for rollerblading on Saturday.
by slugworth666 March 4, 2011
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weathercock logic

the fallacious logic that justifies an action or result in whatever way it occurs. If it turns out to be good, it is justified and if not, it is also justified. For example, if a student fails his exams, this logic states that he fails because he has not studied hard. If he passes, it defends him by stating that he passes because of his diligence.
by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011
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weather confused retard

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."
by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014
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weatherist

One who prefers one weather type over the other.
Katie: You're such a weatherist!
Lauren: stop
by crustyminion March 19, 2016
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Weather Channel

Weather channeling is an easy, last-effort move used to get out of sleeping with someone when they're already in your bed:

Step 1: Once in bed, turn on The Weather Channel.
Step 2: Roll over and fall asleep without warning.
Step 3: If asked about this later, deny having used it as a technique by saying: a) "I barely remember it!" OR b) "I was just so tired!" Then quickly changing the subject.
Girl-"I can't believe you turned on the Weather Channel then fell asleep right when we got in bed!"
Josh-"Did I? Wow that's crazy, I barely remember it. Do you think I should shave my beard?"
by FoxTrap69 April 3, 2016
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Titan Weather

Any kind of weather that is good for marching band. Weather can be anywhere from perfect to almost a hurricane to the surface of the sun.
by Mcatz August 25, 2010
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