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Volcano

The act of lighting a women's pubic hair on fire during sex.
"hey man that bitch has got a nice shaved pussy"

"yea, too bad shes immune to the volcano now..."
by SimonAndGarfunkmasterFlex October 5, 2004
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Mars Volta

Dull, overwrought, pretentious crap. An incredibly overrated "prog" band, its just noise that useless teenages praise as experimental genius.
"The general Mars Volta strategy is to inundate us with so much horrible noise that anything with half a tune stands out as pure glory"
by Stark January 1, 2006
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Volapük

The first constructed international auxiliary language (world-wide helping language) to really gain traction. Designed by a German priest, Johann Martin Schleyer, who felt God had told him to create an international language, Volapük's vocabulary is actually heavily based off of languages like English, French and German, and the language would have been extremely simple, had it not been for the inclusion of so many vowels and about 300x as many suffixes (future changes by Arie de Jong included adding r just to make things even more complicated, rather than scrapping the existing complications). Suffices to say that Esperanto was a lot readily available as far as Europeans were concerned.

The word occasionally pops up in French band names and the like, and is Russian slang for writing Russian using Latin letters as if they were Cyrillic (similar to l337 speak). Also used in Esperanto for the same effect as "It's all greek to me!".
"I tried learning Volapük, but found speaking English backwards sounded cool enough" (Post-graduate lingustics student)

"I can write russian using BO/\RTTI-OK (ru: volyapyuk/воляпюк) encoding" (Russian l337 speaker)

"That French band Volapuk is pretty awesome eh?" (International music lover commenting on own tastes)

"Crazy volapükists, did they seriously think they could steal the final victory from us?" (Esperantist from the days when everyone in Europe had a revolution or three up their sleeves)
by chrissomerry July 15, 2010
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California volcano burger

where a girls vagina is messed up because of having her taint cut during child birth thus making her butthole and pussyhole one and causing her to shit out of her vajayjay
Damn I went down on my girl last night and she had the runs and gave me a California volcano burger
by Mark Dang October 17, 2008
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Volatile

A man (questionable) who cant even midair his own girlfriend, when she is yelling JUMANJI
"Our flag is secure!"
by Anonymous February 17, 2003
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volcano

A code word letting others know that they are cock-blocking your efforts with a young lady.
Dude, volcano. Volllcccaaannnoooooo!!!
by Newbs September 6, 2008
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dance on a volcano

Basically riding a cock to orgasm. Best if "Dance On A Volcano" by Genesis playing in background. Self-explanatory.
I tried the Dance On A Volcano last night with my gf. I'm single now.
by GraffAhem August 4, 2018
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