velvet tip

The subtle touch of velveteen shoulder of a guitarist’s shoulder

I touched his velvet tip

by Velvettipmaster November 30, 2024

Velveeta

The most popular edible lubricant marketed by the Kraft Foods corporation as a food product. Popular for the distinctive “glop-glop” sounds it creates during sex, it is also a common cause of yeast infections.

Boomers always be busting out the velveeta before doing crazy shit with zucchinis.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

Velvet Rope Treatment

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.

That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.

by Native Son March 26, 2024

Velvet Vise

When 2 women mush their piss holes together.

Two lesbians created a velvet vise with their mysterious lady parts.

by anonymous August 20, 2024

Velvet Elvis

When a person wears a full body black cat suit, then participates in a bukakke film as the recipient.

‘Bro my new girl is a freak, she wants me to call the boys and set up a Velvet Elvis next Tuesday’

by Veg_tails May 11, 2024

Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted go perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Velure

Velure – The quiet longing to be desired by someone you don’t even want, purely for the feeling of being wanted.
It’s not about love or attraction — it’s about ego, validation, and the pull of being seen as desirable.

I wasn’t even caught up in her, but the velure hit me like a glitch in my mind — wanting her to want me, just to feel seen in a world that scrolls past too fast.

by de3sh June 7, 2025