by They are my balls April 17, 2016
by Corneilius Ogden April 12, 2016
The American custom of leaving both your brain and your house vacant for a half night and then 8 and one half days out of each year so you can keep your bank account vacant for half a week and 8 and one half months out of each year.
"Here's the vacationing plan family; on Friday after school mom will pack the snacks while everyone else tries to pack their clothes and toys, after everyone is done, mom makes adjustments on everyone's choice of clothing while everyone else makes adjustments on the health level of the snacks provided. Next, we leave California in time to check into the hotel in Vegas before checkout time so we have an hour to sleep so we don't waste the night that we already payed for in advance. Then we buy the necessities we forgot and drive across the country to get to Florida by Tuesday before midnight so we can get at least 4 hours of sleep before spending 2 half days and one night in the Disney World Resort and buy mom sneakers and use the kids' help to vacate the rest of Dad's savings accounts and max out the credit cards. We won't be able to afford another night at the resort so we take a 30 minute nap before checkout and shove what we can in the trunk and attempt to make it back to California in time to take a 30 minute nap before school starts and while Dad is sleeping on his desk at work Mom digs into her hidden cash stash to pay the speeding tickets and buy AAA insurance for next year's vacation."
by pastoryoshi November 14, 2011
by kristenlovested May 26, 2023
A girl you meet on vacation who thirsts for your dick and teases you and sends nudes knowing that you're on the other side of the world and nothing can be done.
Guy 1: Bro, this girl I met a few months ago from my trip to Europe is still constantly sending me nudes and flirting with me on Snapchat.
Guy 2: What a vacation hoe.
Guy 2: What a vacation hoe.
by zaelthus November 29, 2017
A leave of absence for a Brigham Young University athlete who was discovered to have broken the LORD’s law of chastity and the BYU Honor Code.
Because his roommate ratted on him for soaking Mackeighleigh, Ryan got sent on a fornication vacation.
by justinbeansimp July 16, 2022
The act of driving a long distance to get the COVID vaccine, due to it being in too high of demand in one’s hometown.
I couldn’t get a vaccine appointment in Kansas City where I live, so I took a vaccination vacation and drove an hour and a half to Sedalia to get my COVID shot.
by Davidfreesefan23 March 22, 2021