grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

Grand Theft Auto Therapy

A therapy session purely done by playing Grand Theft Auto video games. The concept is simple: Kill and Destroy everything, show absolutely no mercy and fuck everything. Works well after a stressful day or when your favorite sports team lose, or do it anytime after a stress inducing event. Not recommended for children, please use responsibly.

Person A: MY FAVORITE TEAM JUST LOST I'M FUCKING ANGRY
Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me

*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*

Person B: Better or not?
Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer

by RBSTN May 29, 2016

narrative theft

When someone tries to tell you what you think and why you think that way.

You just tried to tell me that "You Liberals reject everything Trump does without reading his tweets." that's narrative theft.

by Fenshaw August 28, 2017

Grand Theft Oreo

When you steal more than one serving of Oreos from a group pack. The group packs usually have rules permitting one serving of Oreos at a time.

Person 1: Man, I just committed grand theft Oreo
Person 2: Can I have some?
Person 1: No

by Everything Bagel January 7, 2018

Viral Tweet

A "tweet" is a slang term to describe what people do on twitter when they post a message of text to their profile. If lucky enough their tweet could go viral, just like this tweet.

Damn, did you see Jeff's Viral tweet? he posted a screenshot of an urban dictionary definition he made up and is now viral.

by Jeffifunnyy April 5, 2019

Insta-tweet-face

When your stuck on your social media for hours and frozen in time. Not even hearing or seeing anything around you.

Insta-tweet-face-

How was your date? Idk... she was. instatweetfaced the whole time!

by Sarah Tennis- Tracy Ca July 6, 2019

Sneak Tweet

When you're tweeting about something without explicitly saying what it is you're talking about. Similar to a sneak diss in usage, but not normally used to talk shit.

Jeff: You see how Jamie was sneak tweetin about the party on Saturday?
John: Shit is wild, man thinks he's a secret agent but he can't keep it down to save his life.

by O. P. November 12, 2020