splooge tube

a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.

i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube

by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016

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Pee-tube

A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.

OMG! Why is your pee-tube showing, it not like anyone going to use it.

by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018

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Blood tube

A part of your anus,known as the rectum

I wanna stick my fingers in yo blood tube tonight

by Hugh.G Rection April 15, 2019

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A possibly mythical pre-cooked and packaged cylindrical boiled egg. Allegedly available in supermarkets in Asia specifically Japan although never actually spotted in the wild during multiple trips.

Highly sought-after and coveted by my workmate Kevin. The man will never give up hope of finding some.

Can also be used as slang for wanking (see example).

"I'll just have to make my own tube eggs" - Kevin at work

by Freggio April 20, 2018

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tweaker tube

Tube or piece of hose typically attached to glass pipes or bongs to assist in meth smoking. Or a pyrex glass tube that cigars are sold in that are usually blown with a torch into meth pipe.

Hey bro mind if I put my tweaker tube on your pipe so we don't share the same mouth piece and I get a better hit of this shit? Or hey can you stop at the minimart I need to buy a tweaker tube to blow a pipe.

by Luvlyladyluck January 13, 2023

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Tube drout

When you are binge watching Youtube videos and even though there are billions of videos on Youtube you come to a sudden stop. You can't find any other videos you want to watch and resort to watching Netflix.

Man, last night I had a major Tube drout. I was looking for a good 5 minutes and could find nothing.

by IconLivin January 28, 2018

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