A whore that works Nebraska Ave. Will do whatever you ask of her for whatever money you have on you.
by Mr-Mac_Daddy October 28, 2008
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by Temp GF December 4, 2017
Get the temporary girlfriend mug.The tempo is the most sexy car you'll ever see.Honeys love that shit like a big dick.This car will steal your damn girlfriend if you ain't careful.All the ricers know that there car could probaly take the car in a race but they know that the guy inside would school there ass like a grade 12 math class.
Damn there goes the tempo...Holy shit is that my girlfriend in there?Damn i wasn't careful about that shit.My riced out shitbox could totaly kill that car in a race but damn son the drive would teach me calculus
by Sherman March 4, 2007
Get the The Tempo mug.Honda Civic, Dodge Neon SRT-4, Honda Accord and various other ricer cars. Usually have large wings, decals, NAWZZZ, and body kits. Usually very slow and sound like weedeaters
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Hot chick: Do you drive a Honda Civic?
Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know?
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Ricer dude: Yeah how'd you know?
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Ricer dude: I'm telling my mommy you said a bad word and hurt my feelings.
by rice-is-food February 6, 2007
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You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."
Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."
You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."
Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."
by Chommer Commanche April 5, 2009
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by Uncle Kurtie November 13, 2006
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