toaster prize

1. A prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an Administrative Professionals Convention.

2. A trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction--possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. A consolation prize.

All runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services

by Nick Paradise July 1, 2011

toaster face

A girl/boy who has so much acne their faces they look they were smacked over the head by a toaster on high heat.

"Oh my god, did you see Megan today? What a toaster face."
"Yeah, it looked so nasty!"

by los pies es succio! January 28, 2012

Toastfucker

A toastfucker is one who fucks toast. Toastfuckers are widely known for their outlandish toast fetish, oftentimes displaying erotic behavior towards the very mentioning of toast. They tend to be either high, drunk, or stoned; a sober toastfucker is no toastfucker indeed.

My friend is a toastfucker; I saw him the other day, drunk off his ass and attempting to shove two semen-drenched pieces of toast up his ass.

by Brother Jaegerbombastic November 5, 2014

Toastify

To Toastify (from the Dutch word; Tostificeren)

The act of making something that is not toast into toast by putting it into a toaster. This also counts for something that does not contain ham/cheese.

That's a nice bacon sandwich, let's toastify it!!

I'm feeling fungry, let me toastify my lunch.

by Tos Tie June 13, 2014

Toaster Nose

A person with nostrils so big you can cook poptarts in them.

Boy: Hey do you know Rami Barakat?

Girl: Yeah he has such a toaster nose! I want cinnamon poptarts every time I see him.

by odlawansierehw September 13, 2014

Toastergina

The opening slots of a toaster where the food is put in to be toasted.

"Ugh we need a new toaster, damn toastergina made my toast so fucking hard"

by HarrietParksRosaTubman August 5, 2017

Toadstar

World famous youtuber known for his incredible skills, especially towards the platform game Geometry Dash. With his incredible feats, he will soon surpass the greatest.

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by Bard the tard November 8, 2017