all things lead to porn

The overall foundation on which the entire internet platform, and everything that's attached to it, exists; and a generally sad testament to humanity as a species.

So, I was just searching 'cute kitten' on tik tok and a woman performing a sex act with a snake showed up.
Yeah, me too. It's strange, really. Just don't search 'pussy Willow'.
Word. I guess all things lead to porn.

by YAWA May 18, 2021

Life Things

The meaningful activities that happen OUTSIDE of everyday alcohol, drug and sex addiction.

So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.

by YAWA November 23, 2021

weird things

when weird things happen, you do weird things.

man: "why are you being so weird"
guy: "I'm just doing weird things "meow"

by thingsweirdpeopledo April 11, 2022

Stranger things?

A nice way of saying what haven't I seen/heard or experienced before?

Mom: tomorrow there's a snowstorm. Don't take the car to work. Take public transit.

Son: I'm taking the car. It's time to say stranger things? Right?

by Uncle Dimma January 25, 2023

minty tingle

a tingle that is minty

bro did you see how minty that minty tingle was?

by poperoni304 September 15, 2023

Just Kodiak Things

When someone from Alaska mentions doing something out of the norm, they can explain it by saying it’s “Just Kodiak Things”.

Baxter: during the summer in Alaska, people drive with blow up dolls in the back of their trucks to watch the sunset.

Megan: Why?

Baxter: it’s Just Kodiak Things.

by Memehayla September 5, 2018

List of beatiful things

What does beatiful mean?: A Person that is very good looking or very attractive.

List of beatiful things:
1. You
2. Oh you again
3. You, duh who else
4. yOU
5. *cough* you..
6. freaking hottie (you)

by parmyxx20 May 9, 2019