Before Times

The time preceding a major shitty phase in ones life. You don’t think much of it in the moment, but once you’re past it and you’ve entered the bad phase of life, the before times come back to haunt you, angry that you weren’t grateful for them. You get this intense feeling of despair, you’d do ANYTHING to go back to the before times. But that’s the thing, once they’re gone, you can only move forward.

The whole world in 2020 now remembers 2019 as the Before Times.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

In times like these

A term used by commercials made during the COVID19 pandemic. It’s meant to make the company sound like they’ll support you during this pandemic but in reality they just want money

“In times like these everyone needs to stick together. Thats why you should buy a car.”
“Oh my god shut the fuck up about your fucking car Gerald.”

by Auntie Cleo February 23, 2021

Sick times

New slang developed in the upstate NY area in 2021. Calm or possibly sarcastic way of responding to whatever someone just told you.

Chad: Bro I just had the most amazing burger.
Kevin: Sick times dude.

by Steve Shenanigans July 25, 2021

Fitzer Timing

When someone arrives late by up to 2 minutes and misses the chance to participate.

*Discord Join Sound*
Fitzer: "Hey guys! what are you doing?"

Someone in game: "Fitzer Timing!! LOL!!! we're 1 minute into our League of Legends match. you can join for the next one."

Fitzer: "OK" (pepesad)

by Tr1nket November 12, 2021

Sexxy times

The thing no one knows

Jenna asked, "what sexxy times were". No one answered.

by Sexxy times January 21, 2022

9 times outta 10

9 times out of 10

•means the chances are slim to none my G

•according to NYC urban legend, the term “9 times out of 10” was coined by viral Instagram comedian RAYYY RAYYY during the bandemic to explain that the odds - they are probably not in your favor…

• it’s another way of saying “I seen this sh*t before and here’s how it’s gonna play out..”

“If you’re from NYC , 9 times outta 10- you ain’t never seen the NYE ball drop in person”

“If she drives a Nissan Maxima, and has a least a dozen or more half open water bottles in her backseat, 9 times outta 10, you’re better off focusing on yourself king”

by TheUrbanDictionaryFairy 🧚‍♀️ January 4, 2022

Pussy timing

Pussy timing: something said when your on a womens time

“Bitch you on pussy timing”

Translation: “bitch you on my time”

by Janiya Kearney April 6, 2022