by WT613 February 11, 2022
1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.
1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"
by DilledDough September 05, 2011
by DL3223 April 15, 2008
Different from your conventional black coloured tights. Normally have a shiny, silvery appearance and are covered in glitter; don't always work on everyone who tries them. This is something females may describes themselves as when trying to appear more complicated than need be.
Treasure-"There's black tights and then there's glittered tights, I consider myself the latter; don't always work out with everyone."
Hot Boi-"Eh????"
Treasure-"Work it out love."
Hot Boi-"Eh????"
Treasure-"Work it out love."
by 5'5 beast August 31, 2009
WC: TIGHT BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random team: Those guys are freaking awesome!!! They really tear shit up!!!
Random team: Those guys are freaking awesome!!! They really tear shit up!!!
by Chrispie December 28, 2012
by Rae January 11, 2004
by DrMarten March 02, 2004