hand condoms

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear

Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008

40 hands

a game in which the player tapes one 40 to each hand and is not allowed to un-tape them until they have finished drinking the 40s.

"the last thing I remember was starting to play 40 hands"

by anonymous December 20, 2003

magic hands

A person who has incredibly good hand skills, if you know what i mean ;)

Sean has magic hands!

by Arawra Stockings March 6, 2011

Shaking hands

An illegal act

John was shaking hands with Michael, the police arrested them.

by Notasithlord April 4, 2020

heavy-handed

1) An individual that is prone to destroying or breaking any material item due inpart to careless,abrubt, or overzealous manipulation of said item.

2) An individual that operates anything in the physical world with too much strength and awkward coordination.

Individual at the jewelery store having his watch band repaired:

Watch Repair Person: "If I can just get this band loose, I think I'll be able to make a quick and easy adjustment."

John (the watch owner): Easy man, you're being too rough you heavy-handed beast.....I ain't worried about 'quick and easy', I want you to slow down; be gentle and fix it smoothly and correctly."

by Tommy Boy Sadler December 27, 2007

mr hands

A man that died shortly after taking the entire penis of a horse. The movie is available online by googleing MrHands.mpeg

"Oh man, did you see that video Mr Hands?"
"Yes, I can't believe that guy took all that that"

by SoftAndElegant April 11, 2008

Safe Hands

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.

*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 21, 2005