If you want to give a waiter a hard time, ask them for a left-handed fork and I bet they’ll go look for one.
You: Excuse me can I get a left at fort?
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
Waiter: Most definitely, I’ll be right back.
2 hours later
Waiter: I think we ran out of left handed forks.
You: Dang that’s a bummer, I don’t know how I’m going to eat. I guess a right handed fork will do for now.
by MrTrollNDaNTaNet February 10, 2019
Get the left handed forkmug. This is for the nerds who like fortnite just a little too much.If you bring this up your a big NERD.Spread it
by J+K forever October 31, 2019
Get the Fork Knifemug. by anonymous February 25, 2021
Get the get forkedmug. When you’re partner is sporking you but the boi is no longer hardened but softened due to major relaxation. So you have to wiggle ur booty to then work the blood back in.
I almost fell asleep when we were sporking, but then I still wanted to fuck so I told them to fork it up for me
by Ohnoimsorry December 18, 2019
Get the fork it upmug. "Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"
"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"
"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"
by jamescameronthebravestpioneer May 16, 2015
Get the Fork in my sidemug. by bigbluenuts March 21, 2022
Get the fork kinkmug. by Mcfoebapcap October 23, 2019
Get the Poopy Forkmug.