A town that is chock full of ignorant wannabes with their rope on the rear view roaring past fuzzys trying to bust the eardrum on some barrel racer eager to be hangin on some kinda wood that night. Coke addicts, alcohoics, felons, users, abusers, and daddy issues. You’ll get your ass whooped if you say Weatherford is better. It has unbearable heat in summer. A shit ton of mullets. Has no taco bueno. At night you take your ass to Bostocks, City Limits, Bar C, Rockin P where you’ll run into people of all sorts. Maybe your best bud or maybe that asshole from fuzzys that busted YOUR eardrum instead of the buckle bunny’s on the patio next you that’s now clinging to some “retired” bull rider that says he rode at Lonestar and has the Boot Barn buckle to prove it. From there you go back to your apartment, dorm, or rent house,.. clear the coors light cans from your bed and pass the fuck out. Repeat.
by IWannaBeAKowboyyBaabbyyyy February 7, 2018
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Ironically, one of the biggest stereotypes that Texas faces is that everyone there is racist. The people that follow this belief are racist themselves, not to mention hypocritical, for believing the stereotype.
I am a Texan. I do not fall under any of the stereotypes that are floating around. Any ignorant bastard that believes them can go fuck themselves.
Ironically, one of the biggest stereotypes that Texas faces is that everyone there is racist. The people that follow this belief are racist themselves, not to mention hypocritical, for believing the stereotype.
I am a Texan. I do not fall under any of the stereotypes that are floating around. Any ignorant bastard that believes them can go fuck themselves.
Dipshit: So where are you from?
Texan: I'm from Texas.
Dipshit: What? Fuck you! I bet you have sex with your sister every night wearing a cowboy outfit and country music on the stereo on full-blast! Why don't you just burn and die you racist bastard!
Texan: Um... I hate country music, I've never worn anything that a cowboy would wear, I'm not racist, and having sex with relatives is illegal even in Texas, and I wouldn't want to do that anyway...
Dipshit: Huh? Is it really illegal?
Texan: ...You've never been to Texas, have you?
Dipshit: Well, no...
Texan: Damn hypocritical racists...
Texan: I'm from Texas.
Dipshit: What? Fuck you! I bet you have sex with your sister every night wearing a cowboy outfit and country music on the stereo on full-blast! Why don't you just burn and die you racist bastard!
Texan: Um... I hate country music, I've never worn anything that a cowboy would wear, I'm not racist, and having sex with relatives is illegal even in Texas, and I wouldn't want to do that anyway...
Dipshit: Huh? Is it really illegal?
Texan: ...You've never been to Texas, have you?
Dipshit: Well, no...
Texan: Damn hypocritical racists...
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When one inserts a large texas toasted sausage link (with the diameter of 6 inches) into the anus of their partner and twists it while slowly pushing it upward until it reaches the intestines, forcing them to rotate there body in an attempt to adjust their self into a comfortable position.
the other night, me and my wife did the texas twist. i turned the sausage so fast she twisted and kicked me right in the face.
by Qtip 29 June 27, 2011
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Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
by n.l.c. December 11, 2008
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WTF does that mean?
Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual
WTF does that mean?
Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual
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Get the textaholic mug.A public university belonging to the Big XII Conference, and located in Lubbock, Texas on the southern plains. Enrollment is approximately 24,000 and continually growing. Texas Tech's main rival is Texas A&M. One of the top three public schools in Texas. Commonly referred to as "Tech". The school mascot is "Red Raiders" and colors are scarlet and black.
"Texas Tech is a great school with continually improving academics, and a less uptight atmosphere and liberalism than UT or A&M.
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