You know what I hate about the this time of day all the Tennessee fireflies as you flick the cigarette butt at them.
by Thatguy85 September 25, 2017
by MikeBJohnson March 31, 2020
A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 December 13, 2015
by dinkballs. October 09, 2020
Eating copious amounts of Tennessee/Nashville Hot Chicken, then getting butt fucked burning the person who’s doing the fucking’s dick.
by Axxhole April 04, 2022
by NRotty October 18, 2023