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Tennessee Tea

The mixing of Makers Mark Mint Julep with Sweet Tea, thus you now have Tennessee Tea or "heaven in a cup." It is rumored widely to have been invented on a front porch in East Nashville by several people that answer to the names of Jimmy, Brandon, Lindsey, and Amy Grace.
Goddamn that's some fine tastin' Tennessee Tea!
by Jimmy Tommy October 8, 2008
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Tennessee Special

When you put a girl on a machine that spins her will shes on your dick
Dude she gave me a Tennessee Special
by yodudesupmanhowyoubeen November 23, 2021
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Tennessee Roadhog

A sexual position consisting of condiments and the vaginal area of the receiver looking like roadkill. Tennessee roadkill can be conducted with any condiments and usually is dependent on user preference. The Tennessee roadhogger may then proceed to eat out the area that has been covered in condiments/semen.
Did you hear tom and maria did a Tennessee Roadhog?

Wow! what condiments did they use?
by meeower December 2, 2022
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jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016
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tennessee fireflies

Tennessee fireflies are cigarette butts that you flick at someone that is pissing you off.
You know what I hate about the this time of day all the Tennessee fireflies as you flick the cigarette butt at them.
by Thatguy85 September 29, 2017
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Tennessee Tapeworm

1. The most secure shoelace knot, the Tennessee Tapeworm is quick to tie and never comes loose on its own but its slow to release and often causes the user to miss out on fun due to the obstruction caused by shoes inhibiting activities.

2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.
I missed out on all the fun because by the time I’d released the Tennessee Tapeworm, everyone was getting dressed and calling an Uber.
by Fastermouse May 19, 2024
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Tennessee Goggles

Similar to beer goggles in nature, but different in effect. Tennessee Goggles is experienced when you drink a few too many Lynchburg Lemonades and you suddenly find your cousins attractive, and start to question your sexuality and its underlying morals.
Guy 1: I drank too many Lynchburg Lemonades last night and damn-near fucked my cousin.

Guy 2: Don’t worry, you were wearing the Tennessee Goggles, so it doesn’t count.
by Skoliosis March 25, 2022
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