Person that is a dickhead, wanker or just a shitty type of person
That blokes a right Ted!

Kick him out he’s being a Ted
by Sketchypunx May 27, 2022
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Massive willy. But its a bit of shame he uses it on boys. Other than that he is a class twat
Carefull of ted he might penetrate you.
by Boy282892 January 31, 2019
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the guy that sits next to me and talks about cars
a wild "ted nankivel" has appeared
by CooperBall May 7, 2021
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Derived from the character of Ted Mosby portrayed in the television show "How I Met Your Mother", to Ted on someone is to be heavily in like with said individual. It especially applies to an individual which considers himself/herself to be a "hopeless romantic". It can, but must not necessarily, be accompanied by statements or actions which would seem to the average person as a bit exaggerated, unnecessary, or possibly even bordering on creepy. It is generally used as an endearing term when in the absence of excessive creepiness.
Guy 1: "Everything's been going really great with Tara so far dude... she's smart and pretty; she laughs at all my jokes, likes the same things I do, and she's interested in a relationship instead of just fooling around! WIN!!! She's freaking steak-sauce awesome!"

Guy 2: "You're totally Tedding on Tara then, I take it? Are you gonna serenade her with a string quartet later?"
by theanalogkid December 12, 2011
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Fort Ted.
"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"
by wazzcock September 11, 2022
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The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.
Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night

Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af
by Dragon dix August 3, 2021
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