Technocrap

A useless/outdated piece of technology that has absolutely outlived it usage or was never useful at all.

Man this printer is some technocrap lets throw it out the window...

by Steak405 October 6, 2008

Techno-wagon

A conjunction of technology and bandwagon used to refer to those (people or organizations) that adopt technology at the onset of mass usage before understanding its merits and functions.

Company XYZ started using Twitter and Facebook to advertise their product through social media sites without knowing exactly how social media works. They clearly jumped aboard the techno-wagon.

bandwagon, early-adopter, abstinence, amish, Generation Y

by icanteatcheese September 25, 2009

techno-troglodyte

Someone is incapable or unwilling to learn, understand or use technology in any of it's forms.

Formed from techno technology and troglodyte (cave man or woman)

DOES NOT have anything to do with techno music

My grandma can't use a smart phone, computer or even a vcr player, as she is a techno-troglodyte

by Daniel-Lyndie December 2, 2010

Techno rape

The painful slowing down of a computer that ocurs when you connect an iPhone to a Windows OS

Sorry got to drop the Skype my iPhone's Techno rape my laptop and I cant even surf for porn it's that slow.

by Bed-Bugscouk August 6, 2012

Techno

Techno is the Devil’s music!
the hypnotic voodoo rhythm, a reckless dance down the Devil’s road of sin and self-destruction.
leading youth to eternal damnation in the fiery depths of hell!

Techno is made up of such subgenres like acid, detroit (dead), minimal, deep, german, and swedish.

by Virtual Ouija March 4, 2018

techno clippy

a girl by the name of Sophie who always has at least one clip in her hair every time she ties it up.

"Oh Techno Clippy! Is that a clip I see?" I ask with a grin.

"Same with your golden streak." She winked.

by supersmartygamergirl February 12, 2019

Technoblade

Technoblade is a pig who plays Minecraft.

He is supposedly the second best player only beaten by dream.
He has 1500 win streak in bedwars.

He and shotgun raids won the first ever Minecraft Monday.

I watch technoblade on YouTube.

by Picklerick13 June 27, 2021