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Tech-Dicking

A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.
"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "
by SilkyJ August 25, 2021
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tech titan

Someone that wears a lot of nike tech fleeces. (probably british)
josh: nice tech fleece, are you a tech titan or cargo crusader

harry: definitely a tech titan
by blob07 January 25, 2022
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Mod Tech

Modern Technology............
Sat nav is considered modern technology aka "mod tech"
by AdamStone April 15, 2010
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Lane tech

A place that is significantly better than Jones where crazy white mother fuckers go to run around doing whatever the seniors dropped a.k.a. meth,weed, and crack cocaine and where dope as fucking nerd kids in the ltac program go to do Xanax
Man Lane tech is so much better than Jones
by LaneKid420 September 7, 2021
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Tech map

An excuse for bad mapping in rhythm games.
Mapper: *Makes normal shit map*
Player: this gameplay sucks
Mapper: *makes identical map but calls it a tech map*
Player: this is awesome and i love it
by emiliauwu February 23, 2022
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Clarke Tech

A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":

"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"
"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **
by cappie2000 March 31, 2022
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Tech Gay

Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.
Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
by Not Tech Gay August 31, 2018
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