Teasing 

When someone is turning you on but you can't do anything because you're at school

Oliver was teasing me during math

Teasing by person#13333333 June 4, 2018

ass over teakettle 

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.

Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

ass over teakettle by K-T in da hizzouse May 2, 2006

Double Teamed 

To get gang banged by two men, the same thing as gang bang but only uses two men/or/ or boys

The girl was going to meet up with a boy, but he ended up bringing someone else so basically she was going to get double teamed.

Double Teamed by CraCra1 October 14, 2015

Teaneck 

Teaneck is a town in northern New Jersey, and is a few miles away from New York City. The town is split into 5 sections by an invisible border. There's the Mexican side of town, the redneck side of town, the Black section, the average income black/white section, The Jewish section, and the really really Jewish section. Despite its diversity the town is run entirely by Jews, and school will always be closed on Jewish holidays.

"Israel is nothing like I pictured it to be.."

"Dude, this isn't Isreal, it's Teaneck."

Teaneck by Samuel Yankowitz May 13, 2005

don't tase me, bro

1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry.

2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

"The Meyer incident is in no way an issue of freedom of expression."
"Are you kidding? Don't tase me, bro!"

don't tase me, bro by Jesse Arost January 3, 2009

two teamer 

a sports fan who roots for two or more teams

Guy 1: "How does Dan like the Jets and the Eagles?"

Guy 2: "Because, he is low down, dirty two teamer!"

two teamer by TheTokenGuy September 1, 2012

Teasia 

Has the body of a goddess and the brains of a genius. People are drawn to them because of there good looks and sense of humor.

Teasia is so beautiful

Teasia by Wardell30 April 13, 2015