parli teacher

a parli teacher is someone who works at parliament hill school. They are either a bitch or can be super nice. They perform the best pantomime’s but they are all snakes. They suck up to the year 7s and think they are so cool.

OMG IS THAT A PARLI TEACHER?! it must be because they seem so cool!!

parli teacher by Samthphike December 21, 2019

Substitute teacher 

The most foolish kind of species of teachers are substitute teachers. THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID... LIKE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. They make you wet your pants.

Substitute teacher: So, what do you normally do in class?
Students: We eat pizza and watch Netflix all-day *quietly pissing their pants of laughter*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Ok, then let's do that

Substitute teacher by ILL BE THERE November 19, 2019

Substitute Teacher 

Great to have cover your lessons at school in Years 7 to 9, but once you hit GCSE level in Year 10 to 11, it is a bit of a piss-take at how unqualified some teachers can be.

Example...

Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!

Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!

Substitute Teacher by HappyGirl1993 October 25, 2010

child rapist teacher

Mr. Becker, science teacher.

Mr. Becker dropped his pencil and asked the girl with the shortest skirt to pick it up, then after that he asked her to stay after class and she was absent the next day.

child rapist teacher by concerned student January 3, 2004

sexy teacher

literally what you typed moron

damn we got a fuckin sexy teacher.

sexy teacher by lol686444 April 21, 2018

subsitute teacher 

Stupid fucking cunt that gets you in trouble for any reason they can.

I fucking hate my subsitute teacher. MY substitute teacher is a fucking cunt

subsitute teacher by eric north December 16, 2016

nice teacher

A teacher who truly deserves to be lifted up to heaven as soon as you annoy her

Guy 1: which teacher did you get?
Guy 2: I got the nice teacher.
Guy 3:no way! You’re fucking lucky!

nice teacher by MrMelonHeA January 28, 2020