tub-e-atosis

a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness

"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"

"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"

"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"

by Flighty January 31, 2019

tub

a fat or overweight person

Tracy: Hey look at that fat guy!
Alexa: Sheeeeesh he’s a tub

by shsjbdksnsowhr May 7, 2021

rub tub

A sassy way to hi-five someone

P1: give a rub tub

by Jayuhvnjdfhv May 3, 2023

Dry Tub

When you lock yourself inside your bathroom and you fap whilst on a call with 5 other guys of the same ages. All the while yelling some form of ‘no homo’ at the others in the call.

Man Operation dry tub is effective immediately

by cartaphilen July 10, 2019

Hot Tub Game

When you sit in a hot tub with 3 other people and then each jizz and add food coloring to the water and try to guess who's is who's by slurping the specimen through a straw.

During our coffee break, we played the hot tub game.

by Marc Edel May 14, 2015

Oregon Hot Tub

Heating a body of water using flatulence

“I’m going to turn this pool into an Oregon Hot Tub”

by BoboRitch June 12, 2018

Kody tub cream

When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.

Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.

Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!

by Tub rub December 12, 2021