When you're drunk but you've also eaten so much turkey that you don't know if your turkey drunk or alcohol drunk.
Let's all get TRUNK this Thanksgiving holiday weekend and have a safe time.
We bout ta get tha trunkest ever dog.
We bout ta get tha trunkest ever dog.
by Sprky33 November 25, 2023
Get the Trunkmug. An uncircumcised penis, or a penis with a foreskin. Men with uncircumcised penises are victim to various reproductive problems, and are linked to reproductive cancers and the spread of disease. People naturally prefer cleaner, healthier circumcised men as a result. As a consequence of this, uncircumcised men develop psychological issues and spread misinformation about circumcised penises, saying circumcised penises are "smaller" or "less sensitive" or "less functional". None of this is true, according to legitimate studies on the subject. Circumcised men are grateful to be preferred worldwide, have better sex, and avoid the reproductive problems that make uncircumcised men such angry, neurotic victims.
I was about to go down on him, but I saw he had an elephant trunk, so I just chose to date my handsome circumcised friend instead.
by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024
Get the Elephant Trunkmug. โ๐ ๐ด๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฏ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ญ๐ฆ (๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต) ๐ญ๐ข๐ด๐ต ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ, ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ค๐ณ๐ฐ๐ด๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ass-trunk ๐ฎ๐ฆ. ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ฌ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ง๐ข๐ถ๐ญ๐ต ๐ช๐ต ๐ช๐ด. ๐๐ฆ ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ฏ $10,000.โ
by Paullybeans April 7, 2024
Get the Ass-Trunkmug. by CrAcK_mOnKeY195 December 19, 2022
Get the Trunk Monkeymug. by EASTLOSDIZZIPELON December 17, 2017
Get the tattered trunksmug. When the contents of your vehicleโs trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island
by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024
Get the Trunk Saladmug. by Brozinga2 July 11, 2020
Get the Elephant Trunkmug.