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Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Dick Vision

"Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
by Demigod33 December 21, 2023
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elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.
My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!
by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023
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vigina-vision

Any man that wants to marry a girl he's been with for a week.
Did you hear that Brian wants to marry that stripper from last week, that pussy has him in complete vigina-vision.
by Boo Bead December 30, 2023
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coyote vision

Short sighted (as with life goals)
U.S.Politicians have Coyote vision, they don’t care about the future, only what’s in front of them.
by Grumpy Vet November 20, 2023
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cakey visions

a bitch ass big booty ass nigga who shoots films
ayo cakey visions wit the big ass butt stfu
by rororoiido July 4, 2023
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Tunnel vision

I make them panic, it's satanic how I bend my body
Yeah, you can look, but you can't touch, I'm not just anybody
Caught in the haze and hypnotized and you're too thirsty
Open your view and you will find, stop searching
Eyes on the prize, thought the cherry would be better than the pie
You like that, like that, that, like that
That's your demise, yeah, you hold me like you're rushing to my thighs
Too fast, too fast, fast, too fast
But your focus is empty, tunnel vision then dead me
Honeysuckle and fresh meat, but I'm more than that, more than that
Playing house to distract me, but you're no good at acting
Obvious what you're after, and I'm more than that, more than that
And I'm more than that, more than that
They always hustle for the pussy, so they'll never get it
I make them tumble down the hill they climbed, I don't regret it
I saw that trick fall out your sleeve, and I'm so certain
You hum a tune I don't believe, and it ain't working
Eyes on the prize, thought the cherry would be better than the pie
You like that, like that, that, like that
That's your demise, yeah, you hold me like you're rushing to my thighs
Too fast, too fast, fast, too fast
But your focus is empty, tunnel vision then dead me
Honeysuckle and fresh meat, but I'm more than that, more than that
Playing house to distract me, but you're no good at acting
Obvious what you're after, and I'm more than that, more than that
And I'm more than that, more than that
by SaturnEditz July 28, 2023
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