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the ugly kind of pretty 

When a person, mainly a guy, is pretty in his own way but not attractive. There is the only thing that makes him pretty when the rest of him really isn’t.
Person 1: Hey you know Josh Hutcherson?
Person 2: Yeah why
Person 1: Do you think he’s attractive?
Person 2: Mmm no. He’s more like the ugly kind of pretty
Person 1: Oh yeah true

Tour Of The Undercarriage 

To pretty much run someone down with your car and quickly drive over them, they come in from the front and exit out the rear, essentially giving them a tour of the underside of your car.
"He was talking all that shit at the club so when I caught him outside in my Taurus I gave him a tour of the undercarriage"

Meme Lord of The Underground 

A Meme Lord of The Underground is a person making memes just for his own pleasures. It is often such inside jokes that the person making them, is the only one who would find it funny.
I haven't seen him for days. Some say he has become a Meme Lord of The Underground and isolated himself from society. Just sitting at home making tons of memes.

What word isnt in the urban dictionary 

not this one. this one is. So is that. and all of these.

How do you like that? It's in there too.
Jimmybob: "Yeah, I wanted to add a word to the urban dictionary, so I searched up 'what word isnt in the urban dictionary', but some dinglehopper put that in there too."

Bobjimmy: bruh

why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive 

Because nobody was gonna buy them anyway might as well make a lot off the people that do
Person 1“Why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive”
Person 2“Idk did you wanna buy one?”
Person1“No..”

trying to outsmart the Urban Dictionary

When someone trys to outsmart the Urban Dictionary it usually ends in failure. People commonly just mash things on their keyboard and look it up to try and see if it has no results. Little did they know I just looked for a definition of this and I won this little game.

Try again, coward.
"I was trying to outsmart the Urban Dictionary and failed :<"