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Tea-Bag

when a guy puts his balls in someones mouth.
dude he just gave that guy a tea-bag
by Anonymous February 27, 2003
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teabagee

People in the anti-Tea Bag movement. Specifically people who are pushing for blanket immigration amnesty and who cry out "racist" against anybody who opposes open borders.

Also includes Obama people who openly insult normal everyday Americans and accuse them of being racist because they disagree with Obama.
That Teabagee really puts out for Obama. When he's not busy teabagging for the rest of the anti-American crowd. What a teabagging shill. Thinks he's an activist.
by BudLite May 1, 2010
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Purple Tea Bag

To thoroughly marinate one's balls in ink prior to performing the 'Classic Tea Bag' leaving the victim's lips and tongue stained with sweaty ball-ink.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see Ralph today? What's that on his mouth?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally purple tea bagged his ass last night."
by FallOfHaVok October 30, 2008
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teabags

"Man, my teabags itch."

"I put my teabags in that passed-out chick's mouth."
by f'in goofy January 5, 2006
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teabagging

The act of plunging your scrotum into a receptive ladies mouth, in a similar way to how you make a cup of tea. It also brings a man to the boil, like a kettle.
Wing-Kin only enjoyed it when Susan was in the mood to do some teabagging. "I like that" said Wing-Kin, "hemn$sg%ske" mumbled Susan.
by domino woodstock March 22, 2012
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Pasty Tea Bag

A replacement word for someone who is defined as a dick, cock-sucker, or a plain old prick. Can be used to express anger.
"Stop tail-gating me, you pasty tea bag!"
"I'm going to the bathroom. Wanna hold my dick, you pasty tea bag?"
by The Urban Asshole January 17, 2009
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teabagger

A misinformed, right-wing corporate media consumer who often fails to understand that BOTH major parties represent a corrupt plutocracy that steals from the middle class by taxing labor and profiting from corporate tax subsidies.

A teabagger also often fails to acknowledge that George W. Bush and his neo-conservative minions perpetrated one of the boldest and most egregious executive power grabs in the history of the United States. Furthermore, teabaggers mistakenly continue to blame a newly elected President Obama for all that ails the United States of America, based on a grossly flawed perception of reality (including latent racial prejudice) and despite the fact the U.S. economy collapsed on the previous administration's watch.

Teabaggers are also known to base their misguided, right-wing-media-inspired beliefs about President Obama on stupid conspiracy theories about totalitarian takeovers, FEMA camps, etc., despite the fact these very same theories have been circulating around on the Internet for years, and were originally ascribed to neo-conservative cabalists at a time when Barack Obama had not even entered national politics. Teabaggers also are known to be particularly paranoid, xenophobic and intolerant, especially with regard to immigrants and anyone who isn't white.

Additionally, teabaggers generally echo stupid myths about entitlement spending (it actually only accounts for about 1% of federal budget spending), have no idea that most poor people in America are not lazy, actually do work and don't want to be on welfare, and have no idea what socialism actually means or that socialist reform in this country is actually what allowed a middle class to flourish and ultimately make the U.S. one of the most prosperous nations in human history.

Furthermore, teabaggers incorrectly equate socialism with Stalinism, think a system that rewards greed (capitalism) is the divine preference (despite Gospel evidence to the contrary), and are shameless champions of a misguided belief in American exceptionalism. Teabaggers also fail to recognize the inherently unpatriotic nature of their failed every-man-for-himself ideology that ultimately vilifies anyone who supports public policy aimed at reaching out to fellow Americans in need. They celebrate an exploitative corporatocracy (holy creator of jobs, blah blah blah) while denigrating the little guy for being "weak."

Interestingly, teabaggers uphold an immoral, morbidly obese, twice divorced, draft-dodging, college dropout and known drug addict as their de facto leader, and are even known to advocate burning books. Of course, teabaggers fail to recognize the blatant hypocrisy within the GOP and tend to oversimplify all political debate and social issues, much like their pseudo-intellectual, fat-ass leader.

Finally, incredibly, teabaggers fail to recognize the hysterical double entendre associated with their proudly adopted teabag moniker.

Every village has its idiots, of course, but it's sad when citizens of any nation allow themselves to be whipped into a frenzy en masse by a state-run propaganda machine masquerading as a legitimate, fair, balanced and independent news organization. Teabaggers are right to believe the future of the U.S.A. is in jeopardy, but sadly they have not yet correctly identified the real enemy. Perhaps when teabaggers finally grow up and mature into thinking adults, they will see the right-leaning power establishment for the oppressive and cunning beast that it is.
Teabagger: We don't care that George Bush tripled the deficit and lied us into a war. The new administration only cut taxes for 90% of the population... fascists. Let's go throw some Lipton tea bags into a fountain!
by deepshot April 20, 2009
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