Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way

"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass

by El Elemento May 30, 2015

turf tax

the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"

mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"

by daHERMINATOR September 11, 2010

sister tax

when a brother causes dissatisfaction or disappointment towards a sister, so the brother must compensate for such behavior through a requested action from the sister.

mother: "go clean your room"
brother: "i'm not helping you."
sister: "sister tax, you have to clean a quarter of my room"
brother: "fine"

by hikikohardcore April 03, 2023

tax rich

during the months of February-April when people get their income tax back and quit their job.

Betty Lou just quit her housekeeping job at the hotel cause now she is tax rich

by Fllee68 February 13, 2020

douche tax

The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.

That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.

Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.

by electric jon April 02, 2014

DM Tax

A tax on the DM of a tabletop game, meaning they have to share shit.

You gotta pay your DM tax if you want us to listen.

by SweetMorbidity February 12, 2020

Tax Marriage

Marrriage that is only for taxies

Tubbo: let’s get married for tax purposes

Ranboo: but-
Tubbo: Taxes
Ranboo: Tax Marriage :,(

by Boo :p August 25, 2021