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sex tax

Turkey's sex tax was created in March of 1997. It was the most expensive tax, in all of Turkey's history. The couple would have to pay over 600 Turkish lira for every minute of sex. The tax would fluctuate, and in 2002 it reached 1300 Turkish lira per minute. A government official would always have to be present at the sex site, and any undocumented sex would be charged 3 times the original price. If a pregnancy was detected, but there was clearly no documented sex in the past year. the male and female would be thrown into a jail cell and would be forced to have sex 24/7, also allowing spectators to view it through 1-way windows. The birth of the child would be done in the jail cell, and through a special communication box, the man would be given a pair of scissors to cut the umbilical cord, they would have to hand the baby over to the officials. Once the baby was handed over, doctors would work on it. Of course, during the jail time, everything that the couple owned would be confiscated, and their house stripped of all their personal belongings. The people were always followed by a government official, and the people we not allowed to wear any clothing until they found a stable job, to earn the money to pay the x3 fine. Also, anyone on the street was allowed to force them, to start having sex, right then and there, on the street, and if he wanted to, stick his finger in the female's vagina, and wiggle, or grab and squish and tug on the penis.
Female: I ain't paying that sex tax!
Male: Well, if we don't, we'll have to stay in a jail cell, and then people will be able to go around, stick their fingers up your vagina, and even tug on my penis.
by Nikooties May 8, 2019
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Fat Tax

Price an individual pays for a gym membership that is never used
Martha realized she had to pay her fat tax this month, since she didn't make time for the gym since her last payment.
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meme tax

The additional cost you pay for a thing, which appeared in a popular meme through the internet and can boost your popularity on social networks by leeching on that meme hype.
jim: I wan't to buy nokia 3310
carrie: Nah, bro it's not good now you will be paying meme tax
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Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
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Corona Tax

The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.
I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.
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DM Tax

A tax on the DM of a tabletop game, meaning they have to share shit.
You gotta pay your DM tax if you want us to listen.
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tax rich

during the months of February-April when people get their income tax back and quit their job.
Betty Lou just quit her housekeeping job at the hotel cause now she is tax rich
by Fllee68 February 13, 2020
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