Swimming

A form of mental torture which includes putting someone in clothes which make them feel insecure and expecting them to move through the water while gasping for air.

Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!

by ArtsyLady January 01, 2022

swimming

death

Swimming is pure death

by victorcheeseball January 06, 2017

swimming

People who like to get wet together

"He was so wet after his swimming competition'

by TheGodessOfTheUniverse22 February 24, 2020

Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)

Swimming is for fags

by Littyfishy January 28, 2019

Swim in the Milk

To engage in money making activities. Why would someone swim in the milk? Because milk makes cheese. What is cheese? Money.

Jimbo is on the grind. He must swim in the milk.

by Chef Ubetcha March 21, 2021

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

swim up stream

When you shoot your load into a girls nose. Also could be considered as snorting semen.

This chick was crazy last night, she let me swim up stream.

by zuffy December 02, 2014