Skergit

1. The left over of some type of food that nobody wants.

2. A real queer.

Nobody wants your goddam skergits man!

by avaguy December 18, 2010

Sergeant Pepper

A Sergeant Pepper is when participating in anal sex with a female a man gets her on all fours and as he's about to ejaculate he whips out a pepper shaker places it under her nose causing her to have a sneezing fit thus tightening her muscles repeatedly around his penis.

I Sergeant Peppered that girl last night... she sneezed me into a mindblowing orgasm!

by Rose91 May 24, 2011

sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position

Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!

by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011

Sergeant McHammerfist

The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.

Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!

by obe_ November 25, 2011

Sergeant Baker

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.

by Vepa H May 31, 2013

Sergoat

A homosexual adult billy goat with a short horn and a bum hoof; also looks exactly like the evil villain syndrome from the Disney Pixar hit "The Incredibles"

Look over yonder at that Sergoat in the meadow

The damn Sergoat is eating all the hay again

by Dingdong12 March 2, 2014

Sergeant Way

DO
NOT
FUCK
WITH
HER
she happens to be the actual most terrifying human force on the planet. Do not dare to walk for a single second in PT or you will surely be dead. She may be the shortest marine ive ever seen but do not be fooled; she is a tiny bundle of pure enraged fury. shes also got amazing aim with a rifle, she well as one of the loudest screams like ever. she is not a force to be reckoned with.

" Is that Sergeant Way coming over here? "
" OH FUCKING HELL RUN, RUN OH MY GOD "

by mcjrotia January 4, 2015