swahollied

to hit someone so hard they do a spin, back flip, or some other type of acrobatic-like motion

kid 1: yo! did you see johny get swahollied yesterday?
kid 2: nah, but i heard he broke his broke his neck, back, AND ANKLES!!

by DMV God December 11, 2013

Swear Up

To sarcastically suggest that you are speaking the truth, although you and probably the other people know that you are lying.

Dave: Steve bruv, did you see that Man just jump 50 ft in to the air?
Steve: Nah!! Actually?
Dave: Yeah bruv, swear up.

by abcdefg h May 22, 2014

swearcery

The act of creating something magical through incantations composed primarily of cuss words.

Only through the sheer power of swearcery brought his brother back from the brink of death.

by DrakkenWulf September 19, 2016

SWAH

Something Wrong About Her.

An acronym to describe a female's looks. She looks great but you can't quite put your finger on why she isn't perfect. She's so SWAH.

Also used in conjunction with SWAHelian or SWAHeli.

Damn Kevin, that girl looks pretty good but she's SWAHelian, shoud I still hit on her?

by SWAHeli December 14, 2015

Swaheely Fever

A very dangerous disease that gives you a fever up to 105F. Usually caught from swamps and wetlands, with mild to warm temperatures. Also, it can be worsened by damp, moldy environments.

There has been more than 237 confirmed cases since 1478, but has been eradicated since 1902.

Event though its a eradicated disease, there has been some controversy on rather if it really has been eradicated. More than 2,500 US citizens believe it still floats around in certain animals, such as reptiles.

-Source:
New York Influence Lab, 2013

Swaheely Fever doesn't exist at all. Gotcha!

by Bananicus May 15, 2016

Seahawk

A sex position where a male grabs a female, flips her upside down, grabs her legs, jumps up about 15 feet in the air, and spins around rapidly in a circle as he smashes her head on the ground. All while the males penis is in the female. This causes the female to orgasm in the most intense state of bliss.

Holy shit man, did you see the way that Zangief pulled a Seahawk on Chun-li in that street fighter parody porn?

by Mathelli September 24, 2017

swahoo

A name used in Canadian countries (especially Canada). Usually for brown haired females under the average height.

- SwAhoO! U is good?
- Me is good!

by vlavle October 18, 2017