soul sucking

adj: describing an event that is extremely excruciating to bare through.

Man: I have to go to the Opera with my brother and his annoying wife...its going to be a soul sucking night.

Rash: Oh man, finals are 3 weeks away, what a soul sucking month its going to be.

by Jonny Iosim November 2, 2010

Sucked and fucked

A combination of oral sex followed by intercourse

She sucked and fucked me until my eyes rolled back in my head

by Oopsitwasme July 2, 2017

sucking rugs

A salacious way of saying you are going to clean carpets and/or rugs, meant to make the non-carpet cleaning layman you are having a conversation with question if you are actually going to clean any carpets at all, or if you are just performing cunnilingus for your customers.

Scott could hardly talk when he got home after spending an entire day sucking rugs.

by psully June 11, 2018

Goofy Suck

When your partner gives you head so good it makes you stupid.

“Man I had this chick give me the Goofy Suck last night, and my IQ dropped 10 digits!”

by George The Fox July 18, 2020

Sucking Nuggets

The act of one person placing their mouth over another's anus and providing gentle or hard suction whilst the other person intentionally defacates.

Did you hear about Schulyer? Apparently he was sucking nuggets with his girlfriend.

by bitchass mctitties August 11, 2014

well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018

weak suck

Def 1: some one that cannot assert themselves when necessary

Def 2: a problem an infant has when he/she cannot learn to breastfeed/suckle

Ex 1: "Mark said that guy was a weak suck because he was letting his ex-girlfriend walk all over him."

Ex 2: "The newborn could not get the nutrients needed due to the fact she had a weak suck."

by deekayCA February 4, 2010