Stressting

When you are resting but stress kicks in as well.

Geezer, I was trying to rest and all of a sudden I started stressing too. I was proper stressting!!!

by 007Geezer September 30, 2018

Stressmas

Specifically for high school and college students, the week(s) leading up to exams and breaks around the Christmas holiday. Depending on your level of education and the rigor of your teachers/courses, Stressmas can last for just a single week before the holiday break, all the way up to the whole month between the return from Thanksgiving break to the last day of school before winter break.

Stressgiving is a sister term to Stressmas, referring specifically to the time before Thanksgiving break.

The purpose of Stressmas is for teachers to test their students on all the information they possibly can before their pupils go on break and forget it all. This often causes students extreme stress and panic, to the point where they nervously anticipate this time of the semester throughout their whole year.

Student A : Damn my teacher is giving us so much work this week! I can barely keep up. My brain is about to explode.
Student B : Mine too. Well it is the Stressmas season, what do you expect?
Student A : Fuck

by RagingLesbian December 5, 2018

Stress

Grades.

School is giving me too much stress.

by AndersonTokington March 11, 2019

Stressulance

A fart that has an irregularly foul odor due to extreme stress or anxiety

Nobody:
Me: *farts*
Everybody: eew that fart smells worse than ever!
Me: Sorry I've got a bad case of stressulance, I've been going through some things!

by Lady Snowflake July 29, 2019

stressbait

Masturbation due to extreme stress

There goes Jonathan stressbaiting again after working everyday this week.

by FlackyWhacky August 11, 2019

Strasser

Someone whom you suspect has managed to read the entire internet, yet inexplicably has retained all of the information therein.

Wow, he is like a Strasser!

by Lemmeaddsomecolor September 4, 2019

stress squirts

Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.

I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts

by Pyrus Pandora September 30, 2019