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smokes the white owl

White owl cigars with the hole already in the tip look a lot like a penis, so smokes the white owl is a euphemism for fellitio.
Lennie Peterson smokes the white owl when he is not playing the bone.
by Ginger March 1, 2005
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stoked

Very, very excited.
I'm so stoked about my date Friday night!
by The Grammar Nazi October 20, 2001
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stokesy

a guy with a large penis, high sex drive and amazing sexual prowess
last night was the best night of my life, he's such a stokesy in the bedroom
by davhol February 10, 2008
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stokers

Large wheels on a skateboard. They look the same as regular skatboard wheels but they are wider with incased ballbearings.
Check out my new stokers, dude!
by Oblaidon November 3, 2006
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smokeshow

Used to describe an extreme display of exhaust smoke from a locomotive, car, truck, bike, or burning rubber.
That steam engine was really putting on a smokeshow as it pulled the train up the steep grade.
OR
He got in his hotroded Dodge diesel ram, dropped the hammer and put on quite a smokeshow.
by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005
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The strokes

A group of homosexuals from New York who think they’re cool because they’re trapped in a musical era that time forgot, and with good reason. Many emo kids think that they’re hip by listening to the "the Strokes" but are simply pandering to the notion that you have to be outside of the mainstream in order to be good. A complete lack of originality and talent, don’t waste your time listening to The Strokes because the Rolling Stones did it better, and they did it 40 YEARS AGO.
Emo Kid: Do you want to listen to the new "The Strokes" album? I got it on vinyl because I’m so hip.

Nromal person: No I have many things I would rather do with my time, like make furious man-love to a cheese grater.

Emo Kid: (slices wrists and lays in the corner crying)
by I got you back July 25, 2009
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Rolling Stones

The GREATEST Rock N Roll Band ever!!!

Some people compare them to the Beatles and try to choose a winner, but remember... The Beatles were a pop band, never a rock n roll band, the Stones are the definition of ROCK N ROLL, and the only rock n roll band of massive popularity to come out of the 60's.
Girl: I wanna listen to some rock, I'm gonna play Abbey Road
Rocker: Abey Road???? are you kidding?? It's a good album but it's not rock n roll! I don't feel the blues or the roll in it.
Girl: But I like all those Beatles songs, they're cute and melodic.
Rocker: I don't like children's music. You go listen to the beatles, I'm gonna listen to real rock n roll baby, I'm gonna listen to the Rolling Stones mofo, Let It Bleed bitch!!!!
by Loststone December 28, 2009
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