stanford

Where the students who don't get into MIT go.

Stanford is the second best university in the world coming in only after MIT according to US news 2017.

by histort21 July 7, 2017

Seinfeld syndrome

When an actor stars in a huge movie or TV role and is never cast for anything else ever again.

Boy 1: Have you ever seen Kramer in any other show?

Boy 2: No, he doesn't have any roles besides playing Kramer. He fell to the Seinfeld syndrome.

by FoxMcWeezer December 13, 2009

Seinfold

The present tense of Seinfeld, which can also be used as a verb for watching Seinfeld.

Woman: "You're late again... What were you doing?"
Man: "I stopped off at Larry's house to Seinfold."

by JavidF January 17, 2007

stiff mcgiff

It's where you got the old whiskey dick and you try to fool the cuntbag by sneakily using your fingers, or any other hard object within reach, instead of your cock.

Dude 1: So bro what did you do with that girl last night?

Dude 2: Nig I gave her the ol' stiff mcgiff.

Dude 1: What you had whiskey dick?

Dude 2: Ellll yea.

by Slam and Scrammers December 29, 2009

bannana stiff

when you have a bonner it is the act of tucking it under youre ass and spreading youre ass cheek's so the victim see's the brown eye and hard on so it look's like a demented oral treat thus the Bannana stiff..

She wasent in the mood so I showed her the bannana stiff and her sexual appetite was in full effect...

by Dave buttox May 17, 2004

jerry seinfeld

Simply put- god. A genius in the field of stand-up comedy, which isn't easy nowadays with the likes of clever, satirical comedians like Carlos Mencia. On top of rewriting the book on appropriate, universally appealing stand-up comedy, he starred in an extremely successful sitcom that WAS the 90's. And he is currently making 60,000,000 dollars a year off of syndication, without lifting a finger. Sadly, the shows significance is being overshadowed by an even more innovative, creative show titled "Mind of Mencia". Which is currently getting rave reviews in its third season on comedy central

"luckily people of mexican descent are associated with yardwork, laziness, and the word "wetback"- or else my 30 minute program would be nothing more than a 30-second studio short"
- carlos mencia
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than up there doing the eulogy"
-jerry seinfeld

by nikki kircos November 8, 2007

Stanford

-noun
A failed version of Berkeley.

Fuck Trees. Fuck the color red. And Fuck Stanford.

by L. Stanford Jr. April 15, 2008