Steven

A retarded monkey donkey looking guy with one nut messed up hair and is unathletic
by Ernie ramos November 08, 2018
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Steven

Steven is a puss filled hemorrhoid.
Steven is very irritating and gets on people's nerves.
Steven likes animals for sex. Specially rabbits and sheep.
Steven is a genital wart.
Woman - My ass has been itching a lot lately.
Doctor - Sounds like you have a hemorrhoid also called a Steven

Farmer John - I saw that guy having sex with my sheep
Farmer Joe - Sounds like he was pulling a Steven.
by TheEnglishProfessor January 24, 2018
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Steven

Steven is a jack ass when it come’s to sharing
by James troman November 07, 2018
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Stevens girls

Girls at Stevens are like parking spots in hoboken; they are either taken or handicapped.
I met a group of girls at a party and seeing as we were in Hoboken and they were not pretty, I assumed they were Stevens girls.
by St3v3ns2323 September 30, 2009
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Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.
Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
by wagdar April 01, 2009
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Sufjan Stevens

A great, spiritual artist who can write songs about emotions that I didn't even know existed. Think "emo" but with class.
Thats not just another bohemian, that is Sufjan Stevens.
by Estehbahn September 06, 2006
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steven gerrard

To impact a soccer game in such a way that u by yourself orchestrated a massive comeback for ur team after being a few goals down.
Dude 1: I produce a steven gerrard during today's football match.

Dude 2: Yeah, ur team was like 2 goals down and suddenly u scored 1 and set up the other 2 goals. Congrats, man.
by anon5555 October 07, 2009
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