Steven Boynton

An amazing math teacher. The goat of teaching. Best classes with best haircut, his barber must be proud.

"I wish I was good at math, I need Steven Boynton!"

by mrbasedguy June 7, 2023

Steven Soderbergh

an American film producer, screenwriter, cinematographer, editor, and an Academy Award-winning film director. Also, a software developer for Vertex business services in Seattle office

Hey, Steven Soderbergh - how do I test this CR ?

by mikie123 October 7, 2009

Chloe Stevens

Dyslexic Is her go to excuse

Mom: Chloe Stevens why are stuttering are you ok?
Chloe: no I’m dyslexic

by Russell Caswell March 12, 2020

Steven-Hole

A gay man's broken butt-hole. A place so dark and dirty that not even Satan-himself would go there. The anus that nightmares are made of. Usually covered in copious amounts of warts and possibly some puss oozing from random infections in and about the anus.

I drunkenly took this random twink home last night, ready for some hot a sweaty action only to find out he had a nasty blown out Steven-Hole.... Night ruined!

by FloppyJunk May 20, 2019

steven shadows

A fat emo kid who no one likes

Dude 1: Hey man whats up?
Dude 2: Nothing much
Dude 3: hey guys whats going on
Dude 1: Go away steven shadows you fat emo fag

by MASON VASQUES January 2, 2008

Steven Segal

Complete bad ass from Michigan

I went to the store and got my ass beat by Steven Segal

by JJ Ceaz July 7, 2006

Steven Hawkins

A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.

Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"

A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal

by wagdar March 31, 2009