Ex-Stalker

A person who was a stalker, someone who doesn't stalk any more. Akin to ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/

I'm her ex-stalker, I found better things to stalk.

by Dr. Zeu April 18, 2010

square stalker

Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.

Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.

by AtlasRider September 10, 2011

Dan Starkey

Dan Starkey is a little small cute boy who’s voice hasn’t dropped yet and he’s usually 5”0”
If you know a Dan Starkey you will know he’s actually really nice but pretends to be mean so he looks cool
If you know a Dan Starkey he’s a cool lad and just plays XBOX all the time

Dan Starkey is cool
Dan Starkey is not a weirdo

by shashyballs June 2, 2020

The Stalker

When a guy is having sex with a girl and when he is finished but she still wants more he looks to his friend in the bushes that throws him a stalk of celery to finish the job.

"I gave this girl the stalker last night"

by some one rediculous October 9, 2006

stalkerish

to do and have stalker qualities, especially when stalking miss stefanie.

Brian has stalkerish qualities.

by lionofdisouth September 27, 2009

Stalker

Someone who follows or stalks people. (:

Hareem and Sampada are Stalkers.

by loser is a loser. April 26, 2011

e-stalker

Usually a loser. Scours internet message boards for personal info. Sometimes known as a Venkmen. More often than not doesnt have a job or a girlfriend.

You're such a Venkmen! an... e-stalker

by Lumbergfekdher January 23, 2009