Sir Spanks-a-lot

A man who engages in the act of spanking often.

She loved that her man was a real Sir Spanks-a-lot .

by Shreddesaurous April 27, 2009

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

spunksicle

A drop of semen that has frozen. It is not a nice sight behold

ewwwwwwwww, someone made a spunksicle

by Mungu February 25, 2007

Spunkstaneously

Spontaneous spunking

Mathieu's boyfriend spunkstaneously jizzed on his back while he was asleep.

by Wairau October 19, 2018

Spunk-lard

Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
2) Bring to boil
3) Simmer whilst fatty deposits rise to top
4) Drain away liquid
5) Leave fatty residue to cool and congeal
6) Once congealed, sculpt into required shape (usually a cock-shape)
7) Apply to arsehole

Spunk-lard me up before butt-fucking me big boy!

by Lunatic Fringe September 4, 2008

spunkdrunk

1. A female or gay male who has drank alot of cum.

2. A derogatory term intended for females.

"Dude, that chick you made out with last night sucked off like 3 guys before you. She was spunkdrunk before you even got there."

by tyler finlay December 14, 2008

Spunk Drain

A person who specifically wants to be either covered in or filled with ejaculate.

"I hope that Spunk Drain doesn't get invited to the party, she'll be fucking and sucking all night."

by PJAD November 2, 2008