spread

when hanging with your boys, any sort of potentially good food, drink, activity, and/or female(s).

Let's go check out the spread on the other boat. I heard they have a dank chicken queso dip.

by The Back Pussy Spread November 16, 2011

rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter

I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

Spread

The term used for a group of women in much the same way that a group of cattle is called a herd.

"Dude, check out that spread on the other side of the street"
"Not one of those ladies is lower than an 8!"
"I'm going in..."

by DrunkRainbowPig February 12, 2012

two point spread

vulva

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.

by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023

god spreading

The ultra version of man spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

Spread like Jiff

The act of a girl opening her legs to anything that moves.

Girl 1: That girl spreads her legs to anything.
Girl 2: yeah. She will spread like jiff.

by Nosluts0187 February 20, 2018

Burgerville Spread

A Burgerville Spread occurs when two people are Eiffel Towering another person. One of the two must pull out and ejaculate on the back of the middle person while the other urinates on them. After the fluids are present on the person’s back, the two others must use their penises to mix the two fluids, completing the Burgerville Spread.

Dude we totally gave that girl a Burgerville Spread!

by Dr. Gorilla MD September 14, 2022