Sloppy Cunt Punch

The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.

The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.

The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.

Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.

Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!

by Markla January 10, 2008

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sloppy jalopy

when a car that someone had sex in is left with sexual residues, like snail trails and cum stains, on the seats, carpets, door panels, steering wheel, stick shift, etc.

Jason: I just banged my girlfriend in this car at a cemetery. Look, there's still cum stains on the back seat.
Marco: Awe man, you're disgusting. Let me out of this sloppy jalopy.

by Sapidpaean January 28, 2009

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sloppy second

Act act of having sex with a gil immediatly after someone else does.

I'm not sure, but I think I just had sloppy seconds.

by Big Matt. yep its me January 20, 2003

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sloppy pussy

A nasty looking pussy.
The typical ones look like somebody stuffed a handful of sliced roast beef into her hole.
Sloppy pussies can benefit humanity, however. If the owner of the pussy is an organ donor, the extra skin can easliy be fabricated into replacement ears for burn victims.

That chicks got major league sloppy pussy!!!
Looks like she got fucked by a taffy puller!!

by CT Vigilante July 28, 2008

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