Similar to the term "shart" except contents consist of more gas and garbage than bowel, in a spray form.
Hearing the noise of this occurance is described as an angry Windex bottle, a forceful breaking wind, a crowd in a hurry, or flu-like sickness.
Hearing the noise of this occurance is described as an angry Windex bottle, a forceful breaking wind, a crowd in a hurry, or flu-like sickness.
Get out of my way I have to splat!
Are you almost done in there, I gotta splat woman!
Where is the nearest potter, I have to splat like no other!
I will be ready in a few, just splatting at the moment!
I wake up to splaaaaaat!
If I eat another piece of trash from McDonald's, I am guaranteed to splat!
Are you almost done in there, I gotta splat woman!
Where is the nearest potter, I have to splat like no other!
I will be ready in a few, just splatting at the moment!
I wake up to splaaaaaat!
If I eat another piece of trash from McDonald's, I am guaranteed to splat!
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Spartacus is triplefold bitchin'.
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Get the Splat mug.3/5 of ex-band At The Drive-In, took a more direct, post-hardcore approach to the music compared to their counterparts The Mars Volta, who do weird prog-shit and only have fans cos they're too scared to admit that they're listening to them simply to be cool.
Generally more coherent music that is pretty listenable.
Generally more coherent music that is pretty listenable.
by lechuza July 19, 2004
Get the sparta mug.Best pokemon ever. Appears as a halfsized Leonidas in full Greek battle armor. Capable of more than the traditional four moves, but cannot learn or forget any. The moves are as follows-
SPARTAKICK - Delivers a wonderful blow to the chest and hurls the enemy towards the nearest bottomless pit. Causes confusion.
SPARTAYELL - Reduces enemy's ATTACK and COCKSIZE. Move cannot be commanded, and is performed randomly.
PHALANX - Hardens the pokemon, increasing DEFENSE while inflicting critical damage. Causes enemy trainer frustration.
THISISSPARTA - Pokemon instantly literally explodes in a fit of rage, though the other pokemon isnt affected much, except that now it has a firm understanding of where it is in its life, and realizes that its merely a fictional character, therefor proceeding to also explode, considering its lost its will to live, causing a massive confusion for both trainers. This confusion causes the two trainers to engage in hand to hand combat, resulting in other trainers to come pick sides. The escalating combat then draws in opposing nations, which eventually leads to the downfall of man. In a video game.
GODOFWAR - Causes Kratos to interfere in a completely different video game. He appears in complete confusion, and shouts and curses at people ranting on about killing zeus, then vanishes. Nothing else really happens.
SPARTAKICK - Delivers a wonderful blow to the chest and hurls the enemy towards the nearest bottomless pit. Causes confusion.
SPARTAYELL - Reduces enemy's ATTACK and COCKSIZE. Move cannot be commanded, and is performed randomly.
PHALANX - Hardens the pokemon, increasing DEFENSE while inflicting critical damage. Causes enemy trainer frustration.
THISISSPARTA - Pokemon instantly literally explodes in a fit of rage, though the other pokemon isnt affected much, except that now it has a firm understanding of where it is in its life, and realizes that its merely a fictional character, therefor proceeding to also explode, considering its lost its will to live, causing a massive confusion for both trainers. This confusion causes the two trainers to engage in hand to hand combat, resulting in other trainers to come pick sides. The escalating combat then draws in opposing nations, which eventually leads to the downfall of man. In a video game.
GODOFWAR - Causes Kratos to interfere in a completely different video game. He appears in complete confusion, and shouts and curses at people ranting on about killing zeus, then vanishes. Nothing else really happens.
*Oh no! BUG CATCHER wants to battle!!*
-" Go CATERPIE!!"
- "Go SPARTAMON!!"
- "SPARTAMON, use PHALANX!!"
*SPARTAMON used PHALANX!*
*SPARTAMONS DEFENSE rose!*
*CATERPIE became frustrated!*
*CATERPIE used STRING SHOT!!*
- "SPARTAMON, use GODOFWAR!!"
*SPARTAMON used GODOFWAR!!*
*Mystical KRATOS appeared!!!*
*KRATOS yelled alot!!*
*CATERPIE is unaffected!*
*CATERPIE used TACKLE*
- "SPARTAMON, use SPARTAKICK!!!"
*SPARTAMON used SPARTAKICK!!*
*CATERPIE fell down a hole!!*
*Its not very effective*
*CATERPIE is confused!!*
*CATERPIE is unable to move!*
- "SPARTAMON, use THISISSPARTA!!"
*SPARTAMON used THISISSPARTA!*
Gameboy shuts off as it thunders in the distance...
-" Go CATERPIE!!"
- "Go SPARTAMON!!"
- "SPARTAMON, use PHALANX!!"
*SPARTAMON used PHALANX!*
*SPARTAMONS DEFENSE rose!*
*CATERPIE became frustrated!*
*CATERPIE used STRING SHOT!!*
- "SPARTAMON, use GODOFWAR!!"
*SPARTAMON used GODOFWAR!!*
*Mystical KRATOS appeared!!!*
*KRATOS yelled alot!!*
*CATERPIE is unaffected!*
*CATERPIE used TACKLE*
- "SPARTAMON, use SPARTAKICK!!!"
*SPARTAMON used SPARTAKICK!!*
*CATERPIE fell down a hole!!*
*Its not very effective*
*CATERPIE is confused!!*
*CATERPIE is unable to move!*
- "SPARTAMON, use THISISSPARTA!!"
*SPARTAMON used THISISSPARTA!*
Gameboy shuts off as it thunders in the distance...
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